I have a special offer in my Etsy shop for Black Friday.
I am letting you lucky lucky people have Free Shipping off your entire order for this weekend ONLY.
Use coupon code BLACKFRIDAY at the checkout and don’t pay a penny/dime/whatever else your loose change is called, to shipping.
I don’t care where you live. UK, USA, Russia or Outer Mongolia… I’ll pay the cost to get it to you.
Wow…how nice am I? I should be locked up.